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Saturday, April 03, 2004

Strangest state tax laws
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an
elementary school. After 5 minutes of speaking he
said, 'I will now answer any questions you have.'

Little Timmy stood up and said, 'I have four
questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit
civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?'

Just then the bell went off and the kids rushed out to
play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: 'I am sorry
we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you
have. '

Julie stood up and said, 'I have six questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit
civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where's Timmy?'"
GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS'and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. 'He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left."

Monday, March 29, 2004

Searching Without a Warrant OK'd

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