Gerbil's Giant Gumball Gumbo

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an
elementary school. After 5 minutes of speaking he
said, 'I will now answer any questions you have.'

Little Timmy stood up and said, 'I have four
questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit
civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?'

Just then the bell went off and the kids rushed out to
play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: 'I am sorry
we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you
have. '

Julie stood up and said, 'I have six questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit
civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where's Timmy?'"