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Put It In Your Pantry with Your Cupcakes
Saturday, April 03, 2004
GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS'and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. 'He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left."
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS'and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. 'He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left."
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