Gerbil's Giant Gumball Gumbo

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR JUNE 12, 2004

En Fuego-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Velvet Pouch-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Calypso-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Blue Queen-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Southern Dew-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Bo's Blues-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Didg Jam>-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Downstream-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Get Behind The Mule-New Monsoon-05.07.2004- Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Soul Shakedown Party-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Country Interlude-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Bongo Bong-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida
Double Clutch-New Monsoon-05.07.2004-Skipper's Smokehouse-Tampa, Florida

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR JUNE 11, 2004

From The Morning-Nick Drake-Pink Moon
Alive-Pearl Jam-Ten
Cry, Cry, Cry-Bobby "Blue" Bland-Two Steps From The Blues
Rabbits In The Pea Patch-Maceo Parker-Dial:Maceo
Bookends Theme-Simon and Garfunkel-Bookends
Sunset Soon Forgotten-Iron and Wine-Our Endless Numbered Days
Everything's Okay-Luke the Drifter-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
I Could Never Be Ashamed Of You-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Soon Forgotten-Muddy Waters-Muddy Waters At Newport 1960
Cover Me-Bruce Springsteen-Born In The USA
Love Minus Zero/No Limit-Bob Dylan-Bringing It All Back Home
Somebody To Love-Jefferson Airplane-Surrealistic Pillow

OFFICIAL PROGRAM of the DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE'S 2004 CONVENTION

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - ''Free Saddam'' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Freedom Fries served
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Add ress #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR JUNE 10, 2004

All Day Sucker-Stevie Wonder-Songs In The Key Of Life
Andy Warhol-David Bowie-Hunky Dory
Sweet Baby James-James Taylor-Sweet Baby James
So Much Things To Say-Bob Marley & the Wailers-Exodus
Genius of Love-Tom Tom Club-Stop Making Sense
Can't You See Darling-Ray Charles-Late in the Evening
Blame On Me(featuring Rachael Yamagata)-Toots & the Maytals-True Love
Shaking Through-R.E.M.-Murmur
Bread and Water-Railroad Earth-The Good Life
Ran Kan Kan-Tito Puente-The Best of the Concord Years
Dialog Box-David Byrne-Grown Backwards
Anything Goes-Frank Sinatra-Songs for Swingin' Lovers!
Hey Jude-Bob Belden-Phonography
Salvation-Elton John-Honky Chateau
Singing Winds, Crying Beasts-Santana-Abraxas
EXP-Jimi Hendrix-Axis:Bold As Love
Moanin' The Blues-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Jackie-ing-Thelonious Monk-The Columbia Years(1962-1968)
Don't Say Goodnight-Maceo Parker-Made By Maceo
Eyesight To The Blind(The Hawker)-The Who-Live at Leeds(Deluxe Edition)
Tennessee Waltz-Sam Cooke-Portrait Of A Legend: 1951-64
The E Street Shuffle-Bruce Springsteen-The Wild, The Innocent, & The E Street Shuffle
She Said-Jon Spencer Blues Explosion-Plastic Fang
Soon Forgotten-Muddy Waters-Muddy Waters At Newport 1960
Cholly(Funk Get Ready To Roll!)-Funkadelic-One Nation Under A Groove
My Baby Changes Like The Weather-Smokey Robinson and the Miracles-Going To A Go-Go/Away We A Go-Go
Freeborn Man>
High Cross Junction>
Freeborn Man-Yonder Mountain String Band-11.09.2001-The Fillmore-Denver, Colorado
Chained And Bound-Otis Redding-Dreams to Remember: The Otis Redding Anthology
Brick-Ben Folds Five-The Best Of Sessions At West 54th, Vol. 1
Weary Blues From Waitin'-Hank Williams-40 Greatest Hits

The 5 Congressional Votes Everyone Should Know About

Beating Specialist Baker:

"If the U.S. military treats one of its own soldiers this way allowing him to be battered, and lying to cover it up then imagine what happens to Afghans and Iraqis."

Hitler's Christianity:

"Hitler wrote: 'I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord..'"

The Dark Bible

Abuse

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR JUNE 6, 2004

The Rent-Steve Lacy/Roswell Rudd-Monk's Dream
Three Little Birds-Bob Marley-Exodus
James Bond Theme-The Skatalites-Ball of Fire
Frankie And Johnny-Tuts Washington-New Orleans Piano Professor
Counting Train Cars-Widespread Panic-Ball
St. Judy's Comet-Paul Simon-There Goes Rhymin' Simon
What Goes On(Live)-The Velvet Underground-Peel Slowly And See
Thelonius-Thelonious Monk-The Columbia Years (1962-1968)
Sweet Georgia Brown-Stephane Grappelli-Live
Southern Man-Neil Young-After the Gold Rush
Midnight Cruiser-Steely Dan-Can't Buy A Thrill
Childrens World-Maceo Parker-Roots Revisited
These Arms Of Mine-Otis Redding-Otis! The Definitive Otis Redding
Little Wing-Jimi Hendrix-The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues-Bob Dylan-Highway 61 Revisited
Melancholia-The Who-The Who Sell Out
Meeting Over Yonder-Curtis Mayfield/Impressions-The Anthology 1961-1977
Down-Widespread Panic-Don't Tell The Band
Heroin-Velvet Underground-The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Unfaithful Servant-The Band-The Band
Blue Moon of Kentucky-Patsy Cline-The Ultimate Collection(UTV)
Savor-Santana-Santana
Off the Wall-Michael Jackson-Off the Wall

Steve Lacy, 69, Who Popularized the Soprano Saxophone, Dies

Gasoline Costs 5 Cents a Gallon in Iraq Thanks to US Taxpayers:

"In Britain, by contrast, gasoline prices hit $5.79 per gallon last week - $127 for a tankful. "

Dave Lindorff: John Walker Lindh, Revisited