Gerbil's Giant Gumball Gumbo

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR APRIL 17, 2004

O My God-The Police-Synchronicity
Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 1-Pink Floyd-The Wall
Border Song-Elton John-Greatest Hits
Louis Collins-Mississippi John Hurt-Avalon Blues:The Complete 1928 Okeh Recordings
Bend Down Low-Bob Marley & the Wailers-Natty Dread
Aerial Boundaries-Michael Hedges-Aerial Boundaries
Interstellar Overdrive-Pink Floyd-Relics
No, No Joe-Luke the Drifter-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Never Going Back Again-Fleetwood Mac-Rumours
You Gotta Move-The Rolling Stones-Sticky Fingers
Nobody's Lonesome For Me-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Wildfire-Michael Martin Murphey-The Horse Legends
Bach Minuet in G-Willie Nelson-Red Headed Stranger
Sugar-Louis Armstrong-Platinum & Gold Collection
Ziggy Stardust-David Bowie-The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Promise What You Will-Iron And Wine-The Creek Drank The Cradle
All Tomorrow's Parties-The Velvet Underground-Peel Slowly And See
Career Opportunities-The Clash-The Clash
Help On The Way>Slipknot!>Franklin's Tower-Joe Gallant & Illuminati-The Blues for Allah Project
3 Splattered Eggs>Hunter Gatherer-Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey-4.26.03-Grog Shop-Cleveland, Ohio
Funny But I Still Love You-Ray Charles-The Birth of Soul(1952-1959)
Moanin' The Blues-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Hey Hey My My(Into The Black)-Neil Young-Weld

RHAPSODY PLAYLIST FOR APRIL 16, 2004

(Nothing but)Flowers-Talking Heads-Sand in the Vaseline, Popular Favorites
Vernal Equinox-Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey-4.26.03-Grog Shop-Cleveland, Ohio
Not Fade Away-Buddy Holly-20th Century Masters:The Millennium Collection
Wrong Way(Live)-Sublime-Acoustic:Bradley Nowell and Friends
Rose Darling-Steely Dan-Katy Lied
Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon-Excitable Boy
Junco Partner-Professor Longhair-Houseparty New Orleans Style
2000 Man-The Rolling Stones-Their Satanic Majesties Request
Bonaparte's Retreat-Willie Nelson-Red Headed Stranger
Rubberneckin'-Elvis Presley-Rubberneckin'(Original Version)
The Inlaw Josie Wales-Trey Anastasio-Seis de Mayo
Stephanie Says-The Velvet Underground-VU
Ride Me High-JJ Cale-Troubadour
Potato Head Blues-Louis Armstrong-This is Jazz #1
A Tramp on the Street-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Fourth Aye-Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey-7.14.2001-Legends Lounge-Las Vegas, Nevada
Memphis Blues-Doc Watson-In Nashville:Good Deal
My Baby-Janis Joplin-Pearl
Fishwater-Widespread Panic-Ain't Life Grand
Stagolee-Mississippi John Hurt-The Immortal Mississippi John Hurt
Jam-Master Jay-Run-DMC-Run-DMC
Chapter 24-Pink Floyd-Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Kind Hearted Woman Blues-Robert Johnson-The Complete Recordings
Red Hill Mining Town-U2-The Joshua Tree
Funeral, The-Luke the Drifter-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Cat Turned Blue-Rusted Root-When I Woke
My Sweet Love Ain't Around-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
Torn Curtain-Television-Marquee Moon
Parachute Woman-The Rolling Stones-Beggars Banquet
If You See Her, Say Hello-Bob Dylan-Blood on the Tracks
Dr. Feelgood(Love is A Serious Business)-Aretha Franklin-I Never Loved A Man the Way I Love You
Most Likely You'll Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine-Bob Dylan-Blonde On Blonde
The Glory of Love-Otis Redding-The Dock of the Bay
Shake, Rattle, and Roll-Elvis Presley-Elvis Presley
Are You A Hypnotist-The Flaming Lips-Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
Gimme Danger-Iggy & The Stooges-Raw Power
The Hobo Song-Johnny Cash-The Mystery of Life
Skypager-A Tribe Called Quest-The Low End Theory
Summertime-Big Brother & The Holding Company-Cheap Thrills
Down at the Zoo-NRBQ-God Bless Us All
All Around The World or The Myth of Fingerprints-Paul Simon-Graceland
(You Caught Me)Smilin'-Sly and the Family Stone-There's A Riot Goin' On
Misty-Tuts Washington-New Orleans Piano Professor
Message to my Mother-Hank Williams-The Complete Hank Williams
On the Run-Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Prologue-Trey Anastasio-Seis de Mayo

Bush Donors Reap Windfall From Tax Cuts

THREE UK CONDOM COMMERCIALS FOR TROJAN

England v France

The Ukrainians

The Americans

The Apprentice: Guest Starring George W. Bush

National High Five Day

Trumpeting the Universe:

"That would lead to strange effects in some parts of the universe, where time and light would be so curved that you could see the back of your own head."

Thirteen Year Old Sex Change

John Bell-isms

Happy Birthday John Bell of Widespread Panic!!! Enjoy your hiatus and then come back for a Three-Night Run in Chicago!! It would be much appreciated!

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

They have good hearts but I don't think suppressing the Democratic process is the way to go about doing things. Run Ralph Run, just don't win.

Zinging the Right

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I wor k my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

To which she politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS.

Bush and Barney: Please, Stop

Inside Fallujah

A Call for an Exit Door from Iraq

Matthew Rothschild: writes a scathing editorial against C. Rice.

"Rice partially retracted her embarrassing statement of May 2002 when she had said, "I don't think anyone could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another and slam it into the Pentagon. That they would try to use an airplane as a missile? A hijacked airplane as a missile?""
"In her testimony, she said, 'I probably should have said, 'I could have not imagined.""
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What is the difference between "imagined" and "predicted"? If someone predicts something, they are most likely imagining something. How do we allow someone who can be Provost of Stanford into the job of National Security Advisor when she is clearly semi-doltish.