Reading Materials
- This Brave Nation
- Stuff Stoners Like
- Blackle
- JBRhapsody Blog
- The Nation
- BushGREENWATCH
- In These Times
- Center For American Progress
- The Cost of War
- Gerbil's Music List
- CommonDreams
- 525Reasons
- The Archive-LLAMA
- The Progressive Magazine
- Stone-Leave No Unturned
- Friends of Cheese
- The Slip
- Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey
- Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey Setlists
- CounterPunch
- Jambands
- Jambase
- Cheese Photos
- Open Democracy
- BitTorrent
- Yonder Mountain String Band
- The String Cheese Incident
- GreenDisk
- Deadesq
- AlterNet
- The Independent
- The Future of Freedom Foundation
- Marijuana Policy Project
- Democracy For America
- Drug Policy Alliance
- The Daily Kos
- Sinclair Action
A Drip Into The Past
- March 14, 2004
- March 21, 2004
- March 28, 2004
- April 04, 2004
- April 11, 2004
- April 18, 2004
- April 25, 2004
- May 02, 2004
- May 09, 2004
- May 16, 2004
- May 23, 2004
- May 30, 2004
- June 06, 2004
- June 13, 2004
- June 20, 2004
- June 27, 2004
- July 04, 2004
- July 11, 2004
- July 18, 2004
- August 01, 2004
- August 15, 2004
- August 22, 2004
- August 29, 2004
- September 05, 2004
- September 12, 2004
- September 19, 2004
- September 26, 2004
- October 03, 2004
- October 10, 2004
- October 31, 2004
- November 07, 2004
- November 14, 2004
- November 21, 2004
- November 28, 2004
- December 05, 2004
- December 12, 2004
- December 19, 2004
- December 26, 2004
- January 16, 2005
- January 23, 2005
- January 30, 2005
- February 06, 2005
- February 13, 2005
- February 20, 2005
- February 27, 2005
- March 06, 2005
- April 03, 2005
- April 17, 2005
- April 24, 2005
- May 01, 2005
- May 08, 2005
- June 05, 2005
- August 21, 2005
- June 29, 2008
Put It In Your Pantry with Your Cupcakes
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
A Canadian golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big
bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer
got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy,
reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me
fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want
anything. I'm just glad you're okay, and I apologize. I really didn't mean
to hit you." And the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and
square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things I would want - a great golf game, all the money he ever
needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the Canadian golfer
is back On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into woods and the
Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"T'was me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just
want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad
ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now." He
adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And
tell me, how's yer money situation?"
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "I win fortunes in golf. If
I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't
even know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?" The golfer
blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, "It's OK."
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did
good job. How many times a day?"
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once,
sometimes twice a week."
"What?!?!" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or
twice a week?!"
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in
a small parish."
Amen...
Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big
bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer
got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy,
reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me
fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want
anything. I'm just glad you're okay, and I apologize. I really didn't mean
to hit you." And the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and
square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things I would want - a great golf game, all the money he ever
needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the Canadian golfer
is back On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into woods and the
Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"T'was me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just
want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad
ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now." He
adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And
tell me, how's yer money situation?"
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "I win fortunes in golf. If
I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't
even know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?" The golfer
blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, "It's OK."
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did
good job. How many times a day?"
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once,
sometimes twice a week."
"What?!?!" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or
twice a week?!"
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in
a small parish."
Amen...
Comments:
Post a Comment