Gerbil's Giant Gumball Gumbo

Lou and Betty wake up one morning and Lou says
to Betty, 'What a party I went to last night,
right here in the neighborhood. Good food, good
people, good conversation...and the best thing
of all...they had a golden toilet.'

She says, 'You're crazy. There's no such thing
as a golden toilet.' He says, 'I swear to God.
Right here in the neighborhood. Come on, let's
go check it out.'

They go to one of the houses in the neighborhood,
knock on the door, and a lady answers. Lou
says, 'Excuse me, lady, have you got a golden
toilet?'

She slams the door.

They go to the next house, knock on the door,
and a lady answers. Lou says, 'Excuse me,
lady, have you got a golden toilet?'

She slams the door.

They go to the next house, knock on the door,
and a lady answers. Lou says, 'Excuse me,
have you got a golden toilet?'

She says, 'Hey, Ernie...here's the guy who
wrecked your tuba.'