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A Drip Into The Past
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Put It In Your Pantry with Your Cupcakes
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
A Love Story:
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: England, Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know
... they have frozen glasses ...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ... I won't
be long ... I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, pizza rolls.
'But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that.'
"You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR
F****** BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER*******
SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after...
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: England, Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know
... they have frozen glasses ...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ... I won't
be long ... I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, pizza rolls.
'But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that.'
"You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR
F****** BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER*******
SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after...
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